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MallMayhem

Sleep all day. Shop all night. Never grow old. Never leave.

Saturday, October 24, 2026 · In person at the Broke Bard Tavern

DIRECTORY

  1. Morning game9:30 AM – 1:00 PM 8 seats leftOpen table. New and experienced players together.
  2. Family game2:00 PM – 4:45 PM 8 seats leftKids welcome with a parent at the table.
You are here. Pick a game below and ask for a seat.

The doors lock at 9. You're still inside.

Mall Mayhem is a one-shot Dungeons & Dragons game set in a 1986 shopping mall after closing time. The arcade is humming, the food court still smells like soft pretzels, and something has moved into the department store.

You play a level 5 hero for one sitting. Never played before? You'll get a ready-made character and someone to show you the ropes. Played plenty? Build your own ahead of time on the Chronicler.

Where
In person at the Broke Bard Tavern.
Bring
Yourself. Dice and characters are provided. Costumes earn a reward at the table.
Cost
Free.

Never played? Build a hero in two minutes

Pick what sounds fun, choose one of three ready-made heroes, give them a name. That's it. Bring them with you when you request a seat.

Build a hero

Request a seat

This asks for a seat; it doesn't book one. Kyle reads every request and texts you back to confirm.

Your name and contact go only to Kyle and are deleted after the event.